A college lacrosse player is tragically found dead on campus, an NFL Hall of Famer is charged with raping an underage girl and two hot blonde TV types with sports connections are putting on a rather good "catfight."
In the dangerous, eerie confluence of sex, sports, violence and pop culture, some in the national media have been having a field day.
And not in a good way.
George Huguely sits in a jail cell in Charlottesville, Va., charged with the murder of Yeardley Love, a young woman he used to date and who like him played lacrosse for the Cavaliers. Unlike the Duke lacrosse fiasco of four years ago, the reporting on this developing story generally has been sobering and responsible.
Unfortunately, commentators of the hyperfeminist variety haven't hesitated to jump to conclusions about the nature of male athletes, make wild, broad sociocultural generalizations and stigmatize an entire sport.
A couple of tame versions here, and here. A nasty, snarling and scurrilous one here.
A national sportswriter Tweeted almost instantly after the story broke that Huguely attended the same prep school as the three Duke lacrosse suspects. He did not mention that Duke charges were later proven to be false and the prosecutor was disbarred.
When I replied to him about his omissions, and those of some media outlets, here's how he responded:
"I only have 140 characters! And none of the notorious was ME."
A follow-up Tweet could have solved that dilemma.
Nor have some news organizations that essentially convicted the Duke players before the truth was revealed offered much in the way of a mea culpa.
Yet the Duke story still haunts what is transpiring today. Huguely has just been charged, but the gender/cultural aspect of this story threatens to overwhelm the heartbreaking crime that was committed, and the question of what Virginia officials may have known about Huguely's past troubles.
For some, it's impossible to resist going back down the Duke rathole.
When one of the best sportswriters in the business (and someone with whom I'm acquainted) Tweets this, it's more than lamentable. It reflects the go-go world of 24/7 media, to be sure, and to feed our insatiable lust for scandal.
The sagas of Tiger Woods and Ben Roethlisberger are fading away, and there's never a short supply of athletes whose behavior -- alleged and verified -- justifies the recent creation of TMZ's sports site. Ditto for Huffington Post.
Excellent timing for them. But for truth, probity and thoughtfulness, not so much.
The arrest of linebacking legend Lawrence Taylor a few days later has involved more of the same. The accusations are sordid, and growing worse with every new revelation.
But they are accusations.
Another excellent sportswriter instantly demanded that Taylor be booted out of Canton if he's convicted. Should we put 'em in the athletic Hall of Shame -- along with O.J.? You decide!
They are only accusations, but that didn't stop an anti-prostitution organization from claiming the Taylor case is "yet another example of the most powerful, respected and privileged among us demonstrating the normalization of the sexual exploitation of women and girls."
Can we all calm down here?
Lord knows L.T. hasn't been a prince. Many moons ago, he threatened to choke a beat scribe, who seems to be proud of the incident. If I had been a witness, I'm not sure whose side I might have taken.
But this breathless, insane churning of speculation, sleaze and character analysis has been missing one very important element:
The actual guilt or innocence of these athletes.
Can we wait to find out what really happened, and not pontificate on what fits a convenient narrative or serves a propaganda interest -- even if it's a worthy cause?
Is that too much to ask?
These are very serious criminal allegations, but nobody's been convicted of or pleaded guilty to anything.
What's being played out daily, almost around the clock, has little to do with what these athletes may or may not have done.
Instead, the compunction is to engage in morality plays based on what we think of them as human beings -- in the context of the charges brought against them -- and about what their alleged actions indicate about the culture of sports they inhabit.
How justice is resolved in their legal cases is of incidental interest.
There is a place to discuss morality in sports, although I'm amused when some members of my sportswriting tribe try to take the lead on this one.
Maybe I should have just sat back and relaxed, like Jason Whitlock -- another top-notch writer -- and taken in the Elizabeth Hasselbeck vs. Erin Andrews imbroglio.
He likes to pride himself on being more courageous and provocative than his rivals, and for the most part he is. Not here, however.
This is funny, free-and-easy and more than borderline sexist, but I'm not really complaining about the latter.
It's an unfortunately typical example of a sports media culture that too frequently descends into the trivial when not obsessed with trying to show how serious it is about examining athletes through a sociological prism.
This is mostly hot air and conjecture, all designed to draw attention, ramp up page views and stir "debate."
Occasionally, I'm guilty of it too. Perhaps this is one of those occasions.
At least Whitlock is honest here in admitting that "it's depressing sifting through the muck of someone else’s failure."
With all due respect, why does he assume it's incumbent upon him to do that?
It might be too much to ask whether he, and the rest of us in this profession, should stop and rethink what it is we're supposed to be writing, Tweeting, blogging and talking about.
About what drew us to writing about sports in the first place.
Sometimes I've forgotten what that is.
A bad week all around.